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[22:38] <Thundercross> The only parts I was able to pay attention to was towards the end, and during the rerun last Wednesday when they painted mustaches on everybody.
[22:38] <Jagtas> LMBO
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Lol
[22:39] <Jagtas> they're fooling aroun
[22:39] <Jagtas> lol
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> yeah, mustaches are teh b0mb
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> rofl
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ..
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> nothing?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Not even a little..?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> No..?
[22:39] <Thundercross> The next night, they showed the same episode without the mustaches, and I fell asleep as usual.
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ROFL |
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<Sim9|SimThree> congratulations
<Sim9|SimThree> I now bestow upon you the as-of-yet-undetermined powers of Head Mapper, and give you the symbol of it's office...
* Sim9|SimThree gives Zyrex a magik cookie
<Zyrex> uhhh...yay
<Zyrex> lol
<Sim9|SimThree> lol |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 2:55:51 PM . |
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<[away]Sim9> CyBot: Please forgive me if I'm not entirely sane :)
<CyBot> are you patronizing me. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:19:30 PM . |
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<Sim9> CyBot: what about canada?
<CyBot> anyways, about the name, do you like subway? and what about canada. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:18:58 PM . |
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<CyBot> sim9 is not a weapon, god is not a weapon, god is not an invisibility kit. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:19:11 PM . |
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<CyBot> okay you can be subway.
<Deathwish> CyBot: No I am Deathwish.
<CyBot> i am deathwish. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:19:18 PM . |
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<[htnet]Sim9> I can get 100fps on a p1 133 client... when my screen resolution is 1x1 :P
*** Zyrex has quit IRC (blar)
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> wtf?
<[htnet]Sim9> he must have tried changing his screen resolution to 1x1
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> lol
<[htnet]Sim9> zy, why don't you try changing your monitor to 1bit 1x1 mode and find out for us :P
* Zyrex clicks the little button thingy, then jumps into the other room as a high pitched squeeling noise comes from it
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[htnet]Sim9> don't forget to set the refresh rate to .001hz
<[htnet]Sim9> :P
* Zyrex sees smoke
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> I know, just wire a light bulb to your graphic card
<[htnet]Sim9> lol |
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Thursday, April 17 2003 at 7:12:37 PM . |
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<Zyrex> !8ball is Hostile Takeover the best mod in the world of computer games?
<ChanServX> Zyrex: It is decidedly so. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:2:50 PM . |
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<[away]FYREBALLx[HT]> [Back / Why: walking dog,wish i had one that wasnt dumb,i want ruby! / Projected Time: 5mins / Actual Time: 5mins ] [RubyAwaySys] |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:20:15 PM . |
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<Deathwish-MC-> What is LBFF?
<[HTCENTRAL]Sim9> you cannot be told what lbff is, you must discover it yourself... |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:11:6 PM . |
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<Sim9> !addop Chanservx
-ChanServX- ChanServX must first authenticate with AuthServ. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 2:59:14 PM . |
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<Deathwish> whats wrong with cybot?
<Sim9> nothing
<Sim9> he's not turned on |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:21:29 PM . |
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<Einlander> SIM IS A MURDERER
* Einlander has quit IRC (Killed (SimServer.IRC.htmod.com (That's right!)))
* Einlander has joined #htnet
<Sim9|lab> :P
* Einlander is back from the dead
<Sim9|lab> "I thought you were dead..." "I was" "well... what happened?" "... well, I got better..." |
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Monday, April 19 2004 at 5:52:8 PM . |
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<BorgIRC> see my only rivle doggybot!
<BorgIRC> we will rule with iron poop!
<Sim9> iwww
<Sim9> talk about constipation... |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:15:21 PM . |
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<Zy|mapping> DAMN THIS MOD IS SWEET! ...err sorry, had to say it :)
-Zyrex |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 2:54:19 PM . |
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<CyBot> you're the bot, not me. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:20:7 PM . |
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(19:14:39) (+Insane2757): I have a video for one
(19:14:44) (+Insane2757): Can I upload it to HT?
(19:14:49) (@Sim9|httv): dcc it
(19:14:51) (@[Zips]): ono
(19:14:58) (@[Zips]): you sure you want that Sim?
(19:15:12) (@Sim9|httv): I gotta trust insane :P |
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<[Zips]|Idle> what'd you do sim!?
<Sim9> nothing that I know of...
* [Zips]|Idle starts kicking random stuff
<Sim9> I didn't know it, but perhaps my autoresponder has adaptive technology
<[Zips]|Idle> or mine has degenerative technology
<[Zips]|Idle> like a kid that was hit in the head repeatedly |
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* Sim9 types into server console /boom -badda fyreball
* dream-reaper-fyreball is now lost
* Sim9 finds fyreball
* dream-reaper-fyreball thanks sim.
<Sim9> welcome :)
<Lvbadboy21> woah
<Sim9> lol |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 2:53:37 PM . |
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<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> I have an idea for HT bots
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> using my patented auto-manual tech
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all have pagers
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> Whenever anyone types "addbot" in console, we get a page
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> the page is the IP
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all run home and join |
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