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<Zyrex> !8ball is Hostile Takeover the best mod in the world of computer games?
<ChanServX> Zyrex: It is decidedly so. |
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(On WHR)
[22:38] <Thundercross> The only parts I was able to pay attention to was towards the end, and during the rerun last Wednesday when they painted mustaches on everybody.
[22:38] <Jagtas> LMBO
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Lol
[22:39] <Jagtas> they're fooling aroun
[22:39] <Jagtas> lol
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> yeah, mustaches are teh b0mb
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> rofl
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ..
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> nothing?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Not even a little..?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> No..?
[22:39] <Thundercross> The next night, they showed the same episode without the mustaches, and I fell asleep as usual.
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ROFL |
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<CyBot> sim9 is not a weapon, god is not a weapon, god is not an invisibility kit. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:19:11 PM . |
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<[Zips]> And the Lord Sim DID RISE UP A MIGHTY FIST AND VERILY HE DID SMITE THEE!
<[Zips]> Ruby 3:35
<Insane2757> pfft
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<Insane2757> ruby 3:36 |
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<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> I have an idea for HT bots
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> using my patented auto-manual tech
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all have pagers
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> Whenever anyone types "addbot" in console, we get a page
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> the page is the IP
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all run home and join |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:11:32 PM . |
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<CyBot> amod is the most powerful force in the magik shovel mach ii is the most powerful force in the shower curtain and was flailing around all over the place so i threw him off my balcony into the bathroom and my cat was rolled up in. |
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Thursday, April 17 2003 at 7:14:1 PM . |
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<Sim9> CyBot: what about canada?
<CyBot> anyways, about the name, do you like subway? and what about canada. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:18:58 PM . |
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<[away]Sim9> CyBot: Please forgive me if I'm not entirely sane :)
<CyBot> are you patronizing me. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:19:30 PM . |
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<CyBot> okay you can be subway.
<Deathwish> CyBot: No I am Deathwish.
<CyBot> i am deathwish. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:19:18 PM . |
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<Sim9> !addop Chanservx
-ChanServX- ChanServX must first authenticate with AuthServ. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 2:59:14 PM . |
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"ooh, I'm standing up-sidedown (:" -Sim9 |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 2:52:41 PM . |
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<Deathwish-MC-> What is LBFF?
<[HTCENTRAL]Sim9> you cannot be told what lbff is, you must discover it yourself... |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:11:6 PM . |
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<Deathwish> whats wrong with cybot?
<Sim9> nothing
<Sim9> he's not turned on |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:21:29 PM . |
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<Videodrone> CyBot: I am your leader
<CyBot> no, i am your leader. |
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Thursday, April 17 2003 at 7:24:58 PM . |
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<CyBot> free government is the boombox, it's godlike. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:20:1 PM . |
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<Sim9> CyBot: ack!
<CyBot> well, i only have one word in response..... ack. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:18:43 PM . |
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<BorgIRC> see my only rivle doggybot!
<BorgIRC> we will rule with iron poop!
<Sim9> iwww
<Sim9> talk about constipation... |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:15:21 PM . |
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We had an impromtu session where each of us said one word to answer a question, here's the results:
Improntu Game- <Sim9> what is the meaning of life? the kat sucked me and I kicked it hard.
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> What makes mexican jumping beans jump?
The mexican Is old and spastic Like a dog
<Sim9> what is in the center of the earth?
In your dady's arse there are many a pickle
<Deathwish> Why is there many peeps?
<Deathwish> CUz they iz rabbitz like a [LBFF]
<Sim9> How much money does Microsoft make?
Microsoft ownz monkeys in the lab quickly
<Zyrex> Why did Bin Laden attack so cowardly?
He loves to sing with puppies in afghanistan
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> Why don't girls like me?
They dont like me because they love everyone in france
<Sim9> why are circles round?
Circles are really round because I like them to be sexy and shaky so that they are super duper l33t!
<PECKER> Why is my mom a slut?
She hates men that are anally stupid and people who like to screw her up big time all day; this really isn't a problem for her anytime except 4-5pm
<Sim9> Why is the sky blue?
The sky is blue because I'm watching it on TV and it color is messed up; I will call it bob. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:16:11 PM . |
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<CyBot> you're the bot, not me. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:20:7 PM . |
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(19:14:39) (+Insane2757): I have a video for one
(19:14:44) (+Insane2757): Can I upload it to HT?
(19:14:49) (@Sim9|httv): dcc it
(19:14:51) (@[Zips]): ono
(19:14:58) (@[Zips]): you sure you want that Sim?
(19:15:12) (@Sim9|httv): I gotta trust insane :P |
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