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<Sim9|SimThree> congratulations
<Sim9|SimThree> I now bestow upon you the as-of-yet-undetermined powers of Head Mapper, and give you the symbol of it's office...
* Sim9|SimThree gives Zyrex a magik cookie
<Zyrex> uhhh...yay
<Zyrex> lol
<Sim9|SimThree> lol |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:55:51 PM . |
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(On WHR)
[22:38] <Thundercross> The only parts I was able to pay attention to was towards the end, and during the rerun last Wednesday when they painted mustaches on everybody.
[22:38] <Jagtas> LMBO
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Lol
[22:39] <Jagtas> they're fooling aroun
[22:39] <Jagtas> lol
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> yeah, mustaches are teh b0mb
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> rofl
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ..
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> nothing?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Not even a little..?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> No..?
[22:39] <Thundercross> The next night, they showed the same episode without the mustaches, and I fell asleep as usual.
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ROFL |
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Saturday, April 3 2004 at 8:43:28 PM . |
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<[away]Sim9> CyBot: Please forgive me if I'm not entirely sane :)
<CyBot> are you patronizing me. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:19:30 PM . |
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<[htnet]Sim9> I can get 100fps on a p1 133 client... when my screen resolution is 1x1 :P
*** Zyrex has quit IRC (blar)
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> wtf?
<[htnet]Sim9> he must have tried changing his screen resolution to 1x1
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> lol
<[htnet]Sim9> zy, why don't you try changing your monitor to 1bit 1x1 mode and find out for us :P
* Zyrex clicks the little button thingy, then jumps into the other room as a high pitched squeeling noise comes from it
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[htnet]Sim9> don't forget to set the refresh rate to .001hz
<[htnet]Sim9> :P
* Zyrex sees smoke
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> I know, just wire a light bulb to your graphic card
<[htnet]Sim9> lol |
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Thursday, April 17 2003 at 8:12:37 PM . |
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<[away]FYREBALLx[HT]> [Back / Why: walking dog,wish i had one that wasnt dumb,i want ruby! / Projected Time: 5mins / Actual Time: 5mins ] [RubyAwaySys] |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:20:15 PM . |
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<CyBot> i'm not a weapon, god is a dead sim9. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:19:56 PM . |
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<Sim9> CyBot: what about canada?
<CyBot> anyways, about the name, do you like subway? and what about canada. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:18:58 PM . |
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<CyBot> okay you can be subway.
<Deathwish> CyBot: No I am Deathwish.
<CyBot> i am deathwish. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:19:18 PM . |
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<BorgIRC> see my only rivle doggybot!
<BorgIRC> we will rule with iron poop!
<Sim9> iwww
<Sim9> talk about constipation... |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:15:21 PM . |
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<CyBot> you're the bot, not me. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:20:7 PM . |
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<CyBot> brainwash is chanserv's job. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 9:9:59 PM . |
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<Zy|mapping> DAMN THIS MOD IS SWEET! ...err sorry, had to say it :)
-Zyrex |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:54:19 PM . |
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<CyBot> free government is the boombox, it's godlike. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:20:1 PM . |
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<Sim9> walrii needs to come back and motivate me some
<Insane2757> "You will never succeed in anything you do."
<Sim9> other direction :P
<Insane2757> Errr
<Insane2757> ".od uoy gnihtyna ni deeccus reven lliw uoY"
<Insane2757> Better?
<Sim9> much :P
<Sim9> please write all your sentences that way :P
<Insane2757> .uoy kcuF
<Sim9> mmm.... my life is already better! Thanks for the motivation insane :D
<Insane2757> No problem. |
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Monday, September 22 2003 at 8:35:23 PM . |
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<Deathwish> whats wrong with cybot?
<Sim9> nothing
<Sim9> he's not turned on |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:21:29 PM . |
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<[Zips]> i just freaked the hell out on my g/f
<Sim9|EMAIL> Ah, so zips *is* gay :P |
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Tuesday, June 15 2004 at 9:45:47 PM . |
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<CyBot> i decided to have a bad memory leak. |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 9:9:54 PM . |
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<AHLownage-Deathwish> there are no servers for anything
<[mail]Sim9> that's bad!
<[mail]Sim9> that means there are no irc servers, so I must be hallucinating :( |
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Saturday, January 18 2003 at 9:18:11 PM . |
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<Sim9> Wow, slyone was here :P
<Jarclogen> Wow, Sim9 is here :P
<Sim9> Touche :P |
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Tuesday, December 18 2007 at 7:41:32 PM . |
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<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> I have an idea for HT bots
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> using my patented auto-manual tech
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all have pagers
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> Whenever anyone types "addbot" in console, we get a page
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> the page is the IP
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all run home and join |
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