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Welcome to Quotes!, our small database of various funny quotes from this network.

(Note that Cybot and Cyphrus are the names of our Artificially Intelligent bots, and they tend to generate some interesting lines. ;)

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Rating 217 / # htnet
  <Sim9|SimThree> congratulations
<Sim9|SimThree> I now bestow upon you the as-of-yet-undetermined powers of Head Mapper, and give you the symbol of it's office...
* Sim9|SimThree gives Zyrex a magik cookie
<Zyrex> uhhh...yay
<Zyrex> lol
<Sim9|SimThree> lol
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:55:51 PM .

Rating 146 / # htnet
  (On WHR)
[22:38] <Thundercross> The only parts I was able to pay attention to was towards the end, and during the rerun last Wednesday when they painted mustaches on everybody.
[22:38] <Jagtas> LMBO
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Lol
[22:39] <Jagtas> they're fooling aroun
[22:39] <Jagtas> lol
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> yeah, mustaches are teh b0mb
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> rofl
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ..
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> nothing?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> Not even a little..?
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> No..?
[22:39] <Thundercross> The next night, they showed the same episode without the mustaches, and I fell asleep as usual.
[22:39] <Dave_Teh_D00d_> ROFL
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Submitted Saturday, April 3 2004 at 8:43:28 PM .

Rating 141 / # htnet
  <[away]Sim9> CyBot: Please forgive me if I'm not entirely sane :)
<CyBot> are you patronizing me.
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:19:30 PM .

Rating 137 / # htnet
  <[htnet]Sim9> I can get 100fps on a p1 133 client... when my screen resolution is 1x1 :P
*** Zyrex has quit IRC (blar)
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> wtf?
<[htnet]Sim9> he must have tried changing his screen resolution to 1x1
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> lol
<[htnet]Sim9> zy, why don't you try changing your monitor to 1bit 1x1 mode and find out for us :P
* Zyrex clicks the little button thingy, then jumps into the other room as a high pitched squeeling noise comes from it
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
<[htnet]Sim9> don't forget to set the refresh rate to .001hz
<[htnet]Sim9> :P
* Zyrex sees smoke
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> I know, just wire a light bulb to your graphic card
<[htnet]Sim9> lol
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Submitted Thursday, April 17 2003 at 8:12:37 PM .

Rating 132 / # htnet
  <[away]FYREBALLx[HT]> [Back / Why: walking dog,wish i had one that wasnt dumb,i want ruby! / Projected Time: 5mins / Actual Time: 5mins ] [RubyAwaySys] Rate it:
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:20:15 PM .

Rating 131 / # htnet
  <CyBot> i'm not a weapon, god is a dead sim9. Rate it:
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:19:56 PM .

Rating 130 / # htnet
  <Sim9> CyBot: what about canada?
<CyBot> anyways, about the name, do you like subway? and what about canada.
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:18:58 PM .

Rating 123 / # htnet
  <CyBot> okay you can be subway.
<Deathwish> CyBot: No I am Deathwish.
<CyBot> i am deathwish.
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:19:18 PM .

Rating 120 / # htnet
  <BorgIRC> see my only rivle doggybot!
<BorgIRC> we will rule with iron poop!
<Sim9> iwww
<Sim9> talk about constipation...
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:15:21 PM .

Rating 118 / # htnet
  <CyBot> you're the bot, not me. Rate it:
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:20:7 PM .

Rating 116 / # htnet
  <CyBot> brainwash is chanserv's job. Rate it:
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 9:9:59 PM .

Rating 113 / # htnet
  <Zy|mapping> DAMN THIS MOD IS SWEET! ...err sorry, had to say it :)
-Zyrex
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 3:54:19 PM .

Rating 113 / # htnet
  <CyBot> free government is the boombox, it's godlike. Rate it:
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:20:1 PM .

Rating 113 / # htnet
  <Sim9> walrii needs to come back and motivate me some
<Insane2757> "You will never succeed in anything you do."
<Sim9> other direction :P
<Insane2757> Errr
<Insane2757> ".od uoy gnihtyna ni deeccus reven lliw uoY"
<Insane2757> Better?
<Sim9> much :P
<Sim9> please write all your sentences that way :P
<Insane2757> .uoy kcuF
<Sim9> mmm.... my life is already better! Thanks for the motivation insane :D
<Insane2757> No problem.
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Submitted Monday, September 22 2003 at 8:35:23 PM .

Rating 109 / # htnet
  <Deathwish> whats wrong with cybot?
<Sim9> nothing
<Sim9> he's not turned on
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:21:29 PM .

Rating 108 / # htnet
  <[Zips]> i just freaked the hell out on my g/f
<Sim9|EMAIL> Ah, so zips *is* gay :P
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Submitted Tuesday, June 15 2004 at 9:45:47 PM .

Rating 107 / # htnet
  <CyBot> i decided to have a bad memory leak. Rate it:
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 9:9:54 PM .

Rating 107 / # htnet
  <AHLownage-Deathwish> there are no servers for anything
<[mail]Sim9> that's bad!
<[mail]Sim9> that means there are no irc servers, so I must be hallucinating :(
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 9:18:11 PM .

Rating 104 / # archive
  <Sim9> Wow, slyone was here :P
<Jarclogen> Wow, Sim9 is here :P
<Sim9> Touche :P
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Submitted Tuesday, December 18 2007 at 7:41:32 PM .

Rating 103 / # htnet
  <[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> I have an idea for HT bots
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> using my patented auto-manual tech
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all have pagers
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> Whenever anyone types "addbot" in console, we get a page
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> the page is the IP
<[LBFF]Eternal-TPF-> We all run home and join
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Submitted Saturday, January 18 2003 at 4:11:32 PM .

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